Futurama Fry

bro hit the next level of 'shower thoughts'

[Verse]
Driving in my truck right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making a$$
Pulverize this f**k
​With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

Beer is on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won't admit defeat
With cops right up my a$$
You may have a fleet
But still I'm driving fast
I'll never be passed

I just saved the world
From the darkest founts
Ki11ed a little girl
Better for the town
Gave this truck a whirl
Heavy is my crown
But I won't go down!

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!

Sh1t, did my dumba$$ just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
But I can't run, was it maybe all that weed?
If I speak to them, maybe I'll be free!
But they've got guns, what happens when they see my weed?
Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?
Alright, listen
I can't be arrested
I'm like the mountain king or some shit
In another universe
And that deer has some powers!!!
I'm doing this world a favor

Please
Don't lock me up

I just saved the world
My thanks is thirty years to life
For that girl to be alive
And me to miss my wife

Can't be in a cage
All my flowers gonna die
I've got a growing boy to raise
I need her butterscotch pie

Imma start hiding, see?
I can only cry and mope
There'll be a friend inside of me
If I drop the f**king soap

I just wanna go home
Wish I hadn't gotten stoned
Now I'm stuck behind bars
While my wife is getting boned!
K dot
I'll miss you
Go seal that dark fountain

Also
F**k Sans
And his convenience store

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There's more after the "TRUCK"?

YES

hey that bump is rather deer-shaped

yeah a lil TOO deer shaped...

Because you might not be drinking alcohol.

Exactly. The designated driver

Or the quantity of alcohol that would take you over the legal limit to be officially "drunk".

So somebody can pick you up

Maybe they're hoping you drive drunk and get your license suspended/revoked because it ensures the job security of city bus drivers, cab drivers, rideshare drivers, and subway train operators. It's a covert collaboration.

To make people commit crimes

exactly for that reason.

frfr

HAHAHHA true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3aCtH4DnFw

So you could park
your car there.

Imma car BEEP BEEP

hey that deer is shaped like a deer

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

howa bout u f00k my truck

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Same reason this exists imgflip.com/i/a4na4h

that is true why are there?