IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE INEXORABLE FORWARD MARCH OF TEMPORAL PROGRESSION, AND GIVEN THE PRESSING EXIGENCIES IMPOSED UPON MY PERSON BY THE CONFLUENCE OF PREORDAINED OBLIGATIONS, SOCIETAL EXPECTATIONS, AND THE DELICATE ORCHESTRATION OF MY METICULOUSLY SCHEDULED ITINERARY—WHICH, I MUST EMPHASIZE, BROOKS NO FURTHER DELAY WITHOUT CASCADING CONSEQUENCES OF POTENTIALLY CATASTROPHIC INEFFICIENCY—I FIND MYSELF COMPELLED, NAY, OBLIGATED, TO FORMALLY AND IRREVOCABLY DISENGAGE FROM THIS PRESENT COLLOQUY AND WITHDRAW MY CORPOREAL PRESENCE FROM THIS LOCALE WITH THE UTMOST IMMEDIACY, LEST I INCUR THE WRATH OF PUNCTUALITY ITSELF.