cancer patients ask space frogs for immortality so the cancer patients go to eldritch space vampires that turn the cancer patients into Egyptian skeleton robots the Egyptian skeletons robots declare war on the space frogs with help from the eldritch space vampires the space frogs create big green boys and horny space elves to help them fight the Egyptian skeletons robots win and find out the eldritch space vampires Stoll there sols and put them all in poke balls then the Egyptian skeletons robots realize the horny space elves are to big to take on right now so they all take a nap a little bit later of a planet called earth a bunch of Trible shamans commit mass suicide to create a immortal mega psychic man a few million years later humanity is big and took over most of the universe but some robots start a uprising and humanity wins but then a bunch of warp storms make humanity crumble into nothing now earth now called Tara is run by a bunch of techno barbarians but the immortal mega psychic man creates super solders and the banana boys and takes over Tara then tells the banana boys to kill the super solders then the immortal mega physic man now the big golden boy creates space racists to take over the universe but his favored son false to chaos wand starts a big civil war the big golden boy kills his favorite son but then he dies so he is put on a big yellow char at this point the horny space elves are being so horny they create a new chaos god and most of them die and then the egiptian skeleton robots wake up the green boys are still around some space bugs show up and some fish heads start taking over
