Wait, was that George Carlin?

Somebody check that guy's hard drive.

I don't know if that's true, but leaving it on for long enough might. I know using the heater sure as hell does.

The car light one actually makes sense. If you're trying to see in the dark, it's generally not a good idea too have light around you, rather than focused on what you actually want to see, like the road for example.

Once you start having to pay a power bill, you will become your dad.