"Oh, yes, that's something I forgot to mention. As a Time Lord, I am an acausal being, meaning that I can interact with any of my past, future, or alternate selves without spontaneously imploding. Simon, here, has already absorbed all his infinite alternate selves, so your ability won't work on him. In other words, I'm the person who manufactured the napkins, and he's the one who's going to throw them out at the end of the shift. Or, maybe he's the one who brought his own napkins to the restaurant? Dunno. Point being, your luck has officially run out. And don't go crying to Jesus to protect you. I've met him, and I can say for certain that he is NOT very fond of people like you, Mr Valentine."
