Man: how much time do I have?
Doc: 10
Man: 10 what
Doc: 9
Nurse: WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN (cries)
Doc: 8
Man: oh no
Doc: 7
Man: (salutes to woman)
Doc: 6
Woman: (also cries)
Doc: 5 (tries not to cry)
Man: OH NO
Doc: 4 (cries a little)
Priest: (comes out of nowhere with a coffin)
Doc: 3
Man: GOODBYE
Doc: 2
Man: WHY
Doc: 1
Man: NO
Doc: BLASTOFF
Man: wait what
Doc: oh it was the launch of Artemis
Man: oh
Woman: oh
Priest: oh
Goldfish: oh
Doc: wait a second
Goldfish: (dies)
Priest: (puts fish in coffin and disappears to the graveyard for a funeral)
Man: poor goldfish
Woman: poor goldfish
Nurse: I though man was gonna die
Doctor: he was
Nurse: WHAT
Woman: WHAT
Man: WHAT
Doc: I'm joking april fools
Man: wait it's April 1?
Doc: yep
Woman: (checks calendar) oh
Nurse: oh
