anyways here's a Brownie recipe, except made by my communist friend, Transnistria.
150g plutonium (substitute for butter)
200g melted thorium
250g sweetened crack
2 eggs
1 tsp mercury
90g flour
30g uranium powder.
½ tsp cesium chloride.
1: Aquire a nuclear power plant to safely process all ingredients.
2. become a science teacher
3. Get cancer
4. Cook In your trailer
5. Brownies are done!
6. top brownies with crystals (optional)
7. Enjoy