TL;DR: I'm afraid your beloved country built on "freedom and human rights" (aka genocide but whatever) is actually just as barbaric in many ways as the third-world Islamic shitholes you love to criticize (and bomb to shit killing innocent kids and no one ever gets held accountable at Nuremberg).
Oh well...
(The whole world already knows this btw and humors you cos you have nukes and stuff. You just don't listen to us, or get our jokes coz you don't do sarcasm properly in your "low-context culture".)
News flash: you think the USA is the best nation on earth and everyone else is secretly jealous of you and how advanced you are coz you never left the village.
Reality check: we literally all think you're feckin lunatics and count our lucky stars we ain't Yanks lol, didn't elect an Orange narcissist lunatic to run us (who everyone on earth can sea is a comically narcissistic nutjob bar Americans, apparently), get free health care, and don't have to worry about being gunned down by some nutjob whenever we go shopping. But believe what you want and w*nk off to your sacred parchment or sth.
We just like your cool movies and music and stuff and still like you dw. We just wish you'd cut the crap tbh.
And also stop bombing the shit out of people. Thanks.
Yes, some Islamic countries do have these barbaric laws and I agree they are barbaric. I'm no fan of that stuff. You are correct. I certainly don't condone that shit. Not sure it's a common occurrence tho but yes, it's still f**ked up, I agree.
Whether they are carried out much in practice varies a lot. I'm not sure people are getting their hands chopped off every week in the market like in Disney's Aladdin. But yes, the Iranian regime has committed its fair share of atrocities againat civilians so let's not sugarcoat it.
Friendly reminder though that the USA still uses a FIRING SQUAD in a few states (blow your brains out ftw and don't expect an open-casket funeral), and uh the ELECTRIC CHAIR (basically almost the only country on earth to use such a barbaric method of execution, so stay classy).
Totally humane ways to kill people btw. Personally I prefer the guillotine or hemlock. Or just a good old-fashioned axe.
Maybe have a cup of tea before you lecture other countries and cultures on how "civilized" they are, eh?
Also, no other country on earth has high school shootings basically every week like you do. Literally not a thing on that scale ANYWHERE ELSE ON EARTH.
That's a USA problem, my friend. You can thank your beloved Second Amendment for that. Enjoy your freedom.
You don't even have universal health care, dude, which is barbaric in itself. Like... uh almost every other developed democratic country on earth.
Mmm. Yeah.
Also your country has been in a state of permawar or involved in overseas conflicts for basically 90% of its history. Jussayin.
(A nation built on stolen land doing away with a few civilizations and ethnic groups but let's save that for a different day.)
Oh, it's also the ONLY nation in human history to ever *actually* be crazy enough to use nuclear weapons.
And against a civilian population.
And the pilot never showed an ounce of remorse btw. What a guy.
Any more questions?
Oh, and also Israel and the US carry out extra-judicial killings (aka assassinations) of their "enemies", including their wives and kids in airstrikes and car bombs and stuff. And bomb weddings "by mistake" killing hundreds of innocent civilians without even paying compensation (stingy or what?).
Which I'm pretty sure may be a teensy bit illegal or at least violate a few human rights conventions, but anyway.
