Kalm: But it's Christmas Eve. Christmas was delayed a day early.
Panik: THE SANTA'S A FAKE
Panik^2: THE NEWS STORY YOU READ ABOUT CHRISTMAS BEING DECEMBER 24TH IS A LIE
Panik^3: SANTA WILL KILL YOU
Kalm: It's Minecraft.
Kalm^2: You have a Totem of Undying.
Panik: You forgot it
Panik^2: That was not a Minecraft game, like you thought. I lied, this is real!
Panik^3: You die
Panik^4: Santa cooks you and feeds you to the elves
Kalm: He's arrested
Kalm: Someone else is
Panik: Nvm you're alone
Kalm: ...home alone. You can hear good, so you know your neighbor is playing.
Panik: You don't have a neighbor
Panik^2: DANDY LIVES NEAR YOU. HE STILL AIN'T YO NEIGHBOR.
Kalm: Someone named Dandy.
Panik: The Dandy's World character.
